Facebook Statuses About Life.
- We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
- You think I’m not online. But I’m always here. Even if I’m not posting. I’m here. Scrolling. Judging.
- My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
- I’m not handsome enough to be James Bond. Maybe a villain, though.
- Facebook keeps asking me, what’s on my mind? and honestly, it’s always you.
- Be a good person, but don’t waste your time to prove it.
- Log out from Facebook and go to bed, close your eyes and enjoy my company in dreams or nightmares.
- I’m a genius and good person, I just do genius stupid things in a good way!
- God made things that have life, rest was made in China.
- So grateful for Facebook, otherwise I’d to call 428 people every night to let them know I am ready for bed.
- I always learn from other people mistake who take my advice.
- Today I promise to live without Facebook and Twitter if you promise to kiss me all day and make me feel better.
- I am, as I am; whether hideous or handsome, depends upon who is made judge.
- Having a good personality like mine, I count it’s a blessing and treasure like wine.
- What I’m trying to do, creating a unique version of myself.
- If people are jealous of you, let them be, you are doing something amazing. That’s the thing!
- Sometimes I just want to thank my haters cause they are my unpaid motivators.
- The only thing that makes me proud every morning is my personality.
- I never try to win over the haters because I’m not a jackass whisperer.
- The more I know what I’m doing that gives me the power to build up unique attitude.
- Build your own future by moving on. Letting go annoying things is cool than hanging on.
- If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.
- Enjoy life. It comes with an expiry date.
- The best revenge is living a successful, good life, and just being happy.
- Life isn’t always sunshine and butterflies. Sometimes you got to learn to smile through the pain.
- Life is like a superstore, you could find everything you need around but you have to pay to get anything.
- Lucky me! Now I can feel why I’m succeeded in life, cause I tried.
- Life is short don’t panic. Keep calm you’re only here for a short visit.
- There’s only 1 thing 2 do in 3 words 4 you – I Love You.
- True Love = No doubts + No jealousy + No worries = Life is Good.
- No one realizes the beauty of love until you’re caught in it.
- If love was a storybook, we’d meet on the very first page.
- No matter where you go or what you do, my love will follow you to the ends of the earth.
- I am in love with you and all of the little things that make you, you.
- In an instant and forever, love can make a fool seem clever.
- True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
- Love is like water; we can fall in it, we can drown in it and we can’t live without it.
- To love is nothing. To be loved is something. But to love and be loved, that’s everything.
- I am truly, completely, overwhelmingly, passionately, deliciously and spectacularly in love with you.
- I swear I couldn’t love you more than I do right now, and yet I know I will tomorrow.
- I carry your heart with me, I carry it in my heart. I am never without it.
- Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
- Life is trying things to see if they work.
- There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.
- Listen and silent are spelled with the same letters.
- A wise person knows their limits. But a clever person knows they have none.
- My life motto is Do my best so that I can’t blame myself for anything.
- It’s ok if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right.
- I own me, and therefore, I can engineer me. I am me, and I am okay.
- Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
- I am somebody. I am me. I like being me. And I need nobody to make me somebody.
- If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
- Yes, No, Maybe So.
- Dream big and dare to fail.
- Stop checking my Status, Go and love your GF.
- Better to be strong than pretty and useless.
- I’m a wonder. The wonder of wonders.
- Special skills: I’ve got a Ph.D. in human feelings.
- I knew my destiny was to be in the winner’s circle.
- But ever since I was a kid, I was always the winner.
- I like being single, I’m always there when I need me.
- This profile belongs to a lost soul.
- My style is unique, please don’t copy it!
- Either I will find a way, or I will make one.
- I wanna be a robot, no feelings no pain.
- I don’t care what anybody says about me as long as it isn’t true.
- An active learner, dreamer, and goal oriented individual.
