Nepali Funny Status and Jokes

                    Nepali Funny Status

yo jaaDomaa ki ruii, ki phuii, ki duii bhanchhana . aaphoo ullekhita tina waTai wikalpabaaTa banchita . lau na aru kehi upaaya chha ? .

na chiThThaamaa TV paryo
na amerikaa jaane DV paryo
na kasai sanga LOVE paryo
dikka laagera phesabuka chalaauna laako WIFI nai gayo. 

murkha baaTa garieko taaripha sunnu bhandaa buddhimaana byaktiko gaali sunne baani basaalnusa
sachchaai namiTho nai bhaepani laabhadaahi hunchha

kehi maanchhe aduwaa jastaa hunchhan
dekhnasaatha pisna mana laagne

Love parchha ki bhanera aakhaa judhaako
ahile aakhaa paakera hairaana bhairaachha

haasnalaai chaahaanaa chaahido rahechha ma baahaanaa khojirahe

kati umera bho,nasodhnusa na hajura
20 rupaiyaamaa
3 oTaa ruchi chaauchaau
khaani belaaki hu ma

jaanu aba raati phona gare hai
Gf : jaanu aba raati phona gare hai
BF : naai raati kuraa nagarne raati kuraa garne bhane ta timi morchheu
GF : kasari
Bf : aamaa le bhannubhako ta ratimaa juna chuDela sa**ga kuraa garchhsa ni tyo aaja mero haatabaaTa morchhe

laamkhuTTe bachchaa ko kariyara
maleriyaa laamkhuTTe : (aaphno chhoraa sanga) ta Thulo bhayara ke banchhs
chhoro : tapaai jhai maleriyaa laamkhuTTe
maleriyaa laamkhuTTe : (risaaudai) bekupa Degyu ko course gara tesamaa tero kariyara raamro hunchha .

rixaa waalaa sanga
punTe : (rixaa waalaa sanga ) bajaara jaanchha .
rixaa waalaa : uma jaanchha .
punTe : (jholaa nikaaldai ) aaudaa malaaii 2 kilo TamaaTara lyaaidinu hai .
rixaa waalaa : behosa

paDhaaimaa tagaDaa chhoro
punTe ko baa : chhoraa 5 pachhi kati aauchha bhana ta?
punTe : 6, 7, 8
punTe ko baa : baabaa paDhaaimaa ta tagaDaa chha mero chhoro , ani 7 pachhi kati aauchha bhana ta ?
punTe : 8, 9, 10
punTe ko baa : baaph re, ani 10 pachhi ni ?
punTe : gulaama, missi, baassaa.

killer laaii phaasi

police : killer laai ) bholi bihaana 5 baje talaai phaasi hunechha.
killer : haa haa haa
police : oe kina haasdai chhas?
killer : kina bhane ma ta bihaana 8 baje samma sutiraheko hunchhu.

Hot GF Nepai chutkila
BF : haina timile yo miniskarTa lagaaeko dekhera gharamaa buwaale gaali garnu hunna ?
GF : aha garnu hunna tara aamaale chaahi saahrai gaali garnu hunchha
BF : buwaale chaahi kehi nabhanne ani aamaale chaahi kina tyati dherai gaali garne ni ?
GF : aamaa aaphno lugaa arule lagaako manai paraaunu hunna .

Jokes in Hindi

Santa ko Railway Interview:

Interviewer: Yadi deu gaadiyan ek line ma aai gayi taba ko garge?

Santa: Jee, red light dekhaiune chhu.

Interviewer: Red light na hoto?

Santa: Torch dekhaiune chhu…

Interviewer: Torch chhain toh?

Santa: aafno red shirt utaar kar dekhaiune chhu.

Interviewer: Shirt pani red na bhayo toh?

Santa: Ani ma aafno bua ko ladke ko bulaune chhu…

Interviewer: chha n..!! tyo kyun?

Santa: Jee, unale kahile traino accident daina dekha 😅😅😅